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1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - 2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass surgeon was surprised and asked why? girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch " ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna kaat lungi sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye? Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo tujhe neeand a jaye gi? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather , Then why did u die before me? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par pakar nai sakte? student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen hain Sardar: CAR Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai Sardar: Motor Cycle Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal ka jawab do Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid Interviewer : CHOOT sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT ' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they can fuk,we can suck.

URDU ADULT JOKES | urdu sexy jokes

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.

Urdu Adult Jokes

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2

din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.

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LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi

LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi di k meri salary barhai jaye

1-Aksar nite duty krta hon

2-aksar tang jaga duty lag jati hai

3-Duty wali jga py bot grmi hy

Intzamia ny arzi mustrad karty howy 3 wja btain

Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai

Question: Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai ???

Soch kar batao

Nai pata..?

Answer: Koi farq nahin, Dono Lun per charty hain..!!

Terms

Larki apni Marzi se de to Pyar

Dost Dilain to Uphaar
Ghar wale dilain to Sanskaar
aur hum apne aap le lain to Balatkaar

sindhi sex

A sindhi has sex every alternate day..

His friends ask why donot daily?
Sindhi replies..

“Warri baba ek din to condom sukhaney me lag hi jata he na

Ghus Gia Aadha (By: Shan fsd)

A man jumps into his bed n starts making luv,

woman in bed says – jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali radha hoon

man: ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus gaya AADHA1

Siti (by: shan fsd)

girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap

ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja
kar kharab kardi.

Load

Chairman wapda nay sex ka doran apni biwi sa pocha ,Bol na mari jaan tum ko kya gham hai ?Biwi boli, Sartaj load ziada our voltage kam hai

bhegi larki ka badan

Bhegi larki ka gela badan dekh k larka bola: Ap ki head light on ho gai ha

Larki: bil mera bap bhare ga tmhe kia
Larka: par bijli ka khamba to mera hil raha ha.

Fucking daughter

Daughter`s letter after marriage

“fine here mOM. HuSbanD FUCkinG me All TIMe -WhilE baTHInG COOkInG WAshInG IRonInG reAdiNG anD SorrY 4 ShakY HandwriTIng

Chota or patla lun

Ek larkay ka lun chota or ptla tha,islye wo apni lover ko andhre mai le gya or us k hat mai pakra diya to Lover boli: Darling u knw, I DONT SMOKE

Dalla….

Jin: Kya Hukum hai merey Aqa?

Boy: Mujhey Khobsurat larkian laker doo..
Jin: Bhanchod mei Jin hoon Dalla Nahin…
Boy: To Dalla kidhar hay…?
Jin: Wo is Waqt Sms perh raha hay….

Tendulkar

Tendulkar was fucking a girl,”Aaj tumhari pitch par bohat ghas hai.”

Gal “kia bat kartay ho aj tumhara karnai ka dil nahieen hai warna to abhi thori deer pehlay hi Shahid Afridi century Score kar K giya hai.”

Oscar Nominess for 4 best BP films

Oscar Nominees for 4 Best BP Films.

1)Hasina Ki Gaand Main Pasina.
2)Condom Apna Or Choot Parai.
3)Pappu Fauj Main Biwi Mauj Main.
4)Salma Pe Charh Gaya Balma

Punjab Police

Punjab Police di pehchaan:

Tidd aggay nu,
Bund pichay nu
Akhaan Laal,
Moun te Maa di Gaal
Topi bharwatteyan te,
Te huth saara din Tatteyan te.. !!!

Nikal gaya kya ?

Ye Honey Moon kya hota hai ?

Dabao aur jaan lo ….

H = Haye , Mat karo …

O = Oh… Na dabao …

N = Nipple dukhta hai….

E = Eetna Lamba ?

Y = Ye kitna kaala hai?

M = Marr gayiiiii

O = Or Daalo

O = Or Tez …

N = Nikal gaya kya ?

baaz na aaya.

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, saath main teri shulwar laya.

Tub maray dil main khiyal aaya, k aaj bi mera yar bund merwanay sa baaz na aaya.

URDU Sexy Jokes

Definition of Biwi:

Biwi vo hoti hai jo shaadi ke baad apne pati ki sari aadto ko badal deti hai aur fir kehti hai.. "aap pehle jaise nahi rahe".
 
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Guy Searches on the Google..
“Free Dinner in 5 star hotel”
.
.
.
.
.
On the top of GOOGLE search it shows:
“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne”
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Yeh desi biwia apne pati ko A.G kyon bolti hai?
Biwia sabhya hoti hai, bhare bazar mein Abe Gadhe (A.G) kehna dirty lagta na, iss liye A.G bol ke kaam chala leti hain.


Manager: Sorry, mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi hai.
Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.


Desi Hindi Boy: Mein tumare sath shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale nahi maan rahe.
Desi Hindi Girl: Tumhare ghar mein kon kon hai.
Desi Hindi Boy: Ek biwi aur 2 bachhe.


Bachha: Papa ek glass pani dena
Dad: Apne aap le lo
Kid: Nahi aap de do pleez.
Dad: Agar dubara mere se pani manga to 2 thapad marunga.
Kid: Papa, jab thapad marne aaoge to pani lete aana.. Papa paani dena.


Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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Rubel gora tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tab Rubel apne patni ke paas jata hai aur pucha hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?”
Aur pher uski bibi ne jawab diya, Darling mein vi Hot tum vi hot sayad “Bachcha Jal gaya hoga.”

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BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.

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Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

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Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl's hostel, he will be fined Rs 300 for first time, Rs 500 for second time & Rs 800 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
and…. she is my kidney.

(Characters count: 139)


1Baccha Paida Hote Hi Nurse s Bola-MOBILE h Kya?
Nurse:-Hai Par Tu Kya Karega
Baccha: Bas GOD Ko Ek CALL Karni H Ki Mai Pahuch Gaya hu. Meri Wali ko Bhej Do

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Teacher: Late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa: mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

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Ek 10 saal ka bachha dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Main yeh dekh raha tha ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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Sardar ki Beti hui.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)

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Santa tum Is office Mein kUb se kam kr rahe hO ?
BaNtA : Jub se BoSs ne MuJhe nOkRi sE
nIkalne kI dhamkI dI hA ...;->

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Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr):
batao mere hath mai kia hai?
dosara pagal: rail gari...
1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?
2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...

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boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.
kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,
bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.

(Characters count: 148)


Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
Sir,
Rs.1500/=

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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa..
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
usne kaha "Kaise nahi"..
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain." :"-)

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Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li,
use khudkhushi karni padi,
farak batao ?
Student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha,
dusra shadi-suda tha.. !

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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Ek doctor apne dost se,
yar main soch rha hoon ki yahan clinic khol loon
dost: yar tumhara khyal to acha hai magar yahaan ka qabristan chota hai

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Anath Ashram worker kanjoos se:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte hain?
Kanjoos: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

(Characters count: 153)


Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Sexy Urdu Jokes

Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke 
Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai 

1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga? 

2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight. 
I Love You Hindi Joke 
Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt 

Ladka: I love you. 

Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai. 
Ladka Ladki Joke 
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao 

Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao. 

Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie. 

Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi. 
Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes are funny Hindi Jokes about boys and girls giving timing replies.
Comedy Hindi Joke 
Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho? 

Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee.
 
Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke 
Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai? 

Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega. 
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Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai. 

Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai.
Funny Guru Jokes 
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai. 

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai? 

Ladka: hu maine karti hu. 

Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai. 



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai 

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya? 

Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya. 

Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay. 



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai 

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya? 

Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata 

Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai
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High Class Insult . . .  Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho.  Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi Hai

 
 
Funny husband Wife Hindi Joke 
Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta? 
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan. 

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi. 
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main. 


Pati patni College Joke 
     Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai? 
    Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi. 


Pati patni Sms Joke 
Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho. 
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho. 


Funny Pati patni Joke 
Pati:-main jeevan main aaj jo kuch bhi bana hoon,apne aap bana hoon. 
Patni:-lo, main aaj tak bekar hi bhagwaan ko kosti rahi. 


Pati patni Sms 
Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge? 
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha. 


Pati Patni Joke 
patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo neitna kyon mara? 
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha 
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai…. 
Hindi Joke about Husband Wife 
Pati:-aaj main sabha pati banunga. 
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane. 


Pati patni Hindi Joke 
pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain. 
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge? 
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge. 


Hindi Husband Wife Joke 
patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. 
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon! 
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon 


Cute wife joke 
     patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” 
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.” 


Funny husband Wife Sms 
Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. 
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai. 


Funny Cute wife sms Joke 
Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. 
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain. 


Funny Wife Sms 
Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. 
Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon. 


Husbands joke on marriage 
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. 
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga. 


Funny relationship Hindi Joke 
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. 
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga. 


Husband wife joke 
Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga. 
Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree hai. 


Funny teasing joke 
Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai. 
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin? 
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai. 


Husband wife joke in Hindi 
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? 
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho. 


Pati Patni Hindi Joke 
Ek makeup sacheton lady ne mritu kaal par uski pati se daka. 
Pati:bolo tumhara antim issa keya hai? 
Patni:mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasbir akhbar pe chapne par mere age math  likhna. 
Pati:kiun? 
Patni:kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke meine budhi ho gaya tha. 
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------------------------------ Marriage Joke Hindi 
Husband:  Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ? 

Husband:  Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai 
Cat and Wife Joke 
Santa banta  Se Puchha Ki-Tum agli  Janam Me Kya Ban’na chaho gi? 

banta-” A Billi” 
Why? 

Because  Meri Wife Sirf billi Se Hi Darti Hai 
Marriage Joke in Hindi 
kya larki thi... 
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, 
Wah! kya larki thi. 

Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi? 

Shohar: Tumko kese pata: 

Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main 
tha.