Your Are So Sweet SMS

U Soo Sweet

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 SooooOOOOO
S W E E T.

Thankful to ALLAH
Every “Life” is written by ALLAH`s own hand

i m realy very
thankful to
ALLAH
that

when He wrote my life
He included U as a
You Are Sweeet n Nice FRIEND

You See U Heart

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:LÖ( “` )VÉ:
:LÖV:. .:ÖVÉ:
::LOVE:.v.:LOVE::

Did YÖU see the HEÄRT?

It is the place where i put SpEcial Friends
like u.!?
Your R So Sweet

U r full of HONEYConducting

a blood
test
on U

testing…

Testing
in
progress…

Result?

Sorry
HIV found..

H-HONEY
I-IN
V-VEINS

U r full of HONEY
NO DOUBT
U R SO SWeet.

U r Fill Of HoneyConducting

a blood
test
on U

testing…

Testing
in
progress…

Result?

Sorry
HIV found..

H-HONEY
I-IN
V-VEINS

U r full of HONEY
NO DOUBT
U R SO SWeet.

Urdu Adult Jokes

LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi

LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi di k meri salary barhai jaye

1-Aksar nite duty krta hon

2-aksar tang jaga duty lag jati hai

3-Duty wali jga py bot grmi hy

Intzamia ny arzi mustrad karty howy 3 wja btain

Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai

Question: Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai ???

Soch kar batao

Nai pata..?

Answer: Koi farq nahin, Dono Lun per charty hain..!!

Terms

Larki apni Marzi se de to Pyar

Dost Dilain to Uphaar
Ghar wale dilain to Sanskaar
aur hum apne aap le lain to Balatkaar

sindhi sex

A sindhi has sex every alternate day..

His friends ask why donot daily?
Sindhi replies..

“Warri baba ek din to condom sukhaney me lag hi jata he na

Ghus Gia Aadha (By: Shan fsd)

A man jumps into his bed n starts making luv,

woman in bed says – jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali radha hoon

man: ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus gaya AADHA1

Siti (by: shan fsd)

girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap

ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja
kar kharab kardi.

Load

Chairman wapda nay sex ka doran apni biwi sa pocha ,Bol na mari jaan tum ko kya gham hai ?Biwi boli, Sartaj load ziada our voltage kam hai

bhegi larki ka badan

Bhegi larki ka gela badan dekh k larka bola: Ap ki head light on ho gai ha

Larki: bil mera bap bhare ga tmhe kia
Larka: par bijli ka khamba to mera hil raha ha.

Fucking daughter

Daughter`s letter after marriage

“fine here mOM. HuSbanD FUCkinG me All TIMe -WhilE baTHInG COOkInG WAshInG IRonInG reAdiNG anD SorrY 4 ShakY HandwriTIng

Chota or patla lun

Ek larkay ka lun chota or ptla tha,islye wo apni lover ko andhre mai le gya or us k hat mai pakra diya to Lover boli: Darling u knw, I DONT SMOKE

Dalla….

Jin: Kya Hukum hai merey Aqa?

Boy: Mujhey Khobsurat larkian laker doo..
Jin: Bhanchod mei Jin hoon Dalla Nahin…
Boy: To Dalla kidhar hay…?
Jin: Wo is Waqt Sms perh raha hay….

Tendulkar

Tendulkar was fucking a girl,”Aaj tumhari pitch par bohat ghas hai.”

Gal “kia bat kartay ho aj tumhara karnai ka dil nahieen hai warna to abhi thori deer pehlay hi Shahid Afridi century Score kar K giya hai.”

Oscar Nominess for 4 best BP films

Oscar Nominees for 4 Best BP Films.

1)Hasina Ki Gaand Main Pasina.
2)Condom Apna Or Choot Parai.
3)Pappu Fauj Main Biwi Mauj Main.
4)Salma Pe Charh Gaya Balma

Punjab Police

Punjab Police di pehchaan:

Tidd aggay nu,
Bund pichay nu
Akhaan Laal,
Moun te Maa di Gaal
Topi bharwatteyan te,
Te huth saara din Tatteyan te.. !!!

Nikal gaya kya ?

Ye Honey Moon kya hota hai ?

Dabao aur jaan lo ….

H = Haye , Mat karo …

O = Oh… Na dabao …

N = Nipple dukhta hai….

E = Eetna Lamba ?

Y = Ye kitna kaala hai?

M = Marr gayiiiii

O = Or Daalo

O = Or Tez …

N = Nikal gaya kya ?

baaz na aaya.

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, saath main teri shulwar laya.

Tub maray dil main khiyal aaya, k aaj bi mera yar bund merwanay sa baaz na aaya.