Urdu Adult Jokes

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2

din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
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Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
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A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
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Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
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Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
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A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
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Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
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Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
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Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
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Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.

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Urdu Adult Jokes

LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi

LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi di k meri salary barhai jaye

1-Aksar nite duty krta hon

2-aksar tang jaga duty lag jati hai

3-Duty wali jga py bot grmi hy

Intzamia ny arzi mustrad karty howy 3 wja btain

Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai

Question: Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai ???

Soch kar batao

Nai pata..?

Answer: Koi farq nahin, Dono Lun per charty hain..!!

Terms

Larki apni Marzi se de to Pyar

Dost Dilain to Uphaar
Ghar wale dilain to Sanskaar
aur hum apne aap le lain to Balatkaar

sindhi sex

A sindhi has sex every alternate day..

His friends ask why donot daily?
Sindhi replies..

“Warri baba ek din to condom sukhaney me lag hi jata he na

Ghus Gia Aadha (By: Shan fsd)

A man jumps into his bed n starts making luv,

woman in bed says – jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali radha hoon

man: ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus gaya AADHA1

Siti (by: shan fsd)

girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap

ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja
kar kharab kardi.

Load

Chairman wapda nay sex ka doran apni biwi sa pocha ,Bol na mari jaan tum ko kya gham hai ?Biwi boli, Sartaj load ziada our voltage kam hai

bhegi larki ka badan

Bhegi larki ka gela badan dekh k larka bola: Ap ki head light on ho gai ha

Larki: bil mera bap bhare ga tmhe kia
Larka: par bijli ka khamba to mera hil raha ha.

Fucking daughter

Daughter`s letter after marriage

“fine here mOM. HuSbanD FUCkinG me All TIMe -WhilE baTHInG COOkInG WAshInG IRonInG reAdiNG anD SorrY 4 ShakY HandwriTIng

Chota or patla lun

Ek larkay ka lun chota or ptla tha,islye wo apni lover ko andhre mai le gya or us k hat mai pakra diya to Lover boli: Darling u knw, I DONT SMOKE

Dalla….

Jin: Kya Hukum hai merey Aqa?

Boy: Mujhey Khobsurat larkian laker doo..
Jin: Bhanchod mei Jin hoon Dalla Nahin…
Boy: To Dalla kidhar hay…?
Jin: Wo is Waqt Sms perh raha hay….

Tendulkar

Tendulkar was fucking a girl,”Aaj tumhari pitch par bohat ghas hai.”

Gal “kia bat kartay ho aj tumhara karnai ka dil nahieen hai warna to abhi thori deer pehlay hi Shahid Afridi century Score kar K giya hai.”

Oscar Nominess for 4 best BP films

Oscar Nominees for 4 Best BP Films.

1)Hasina Ki Gaand Main Pasina.
2)Condom Apna Or Choot Parai.
3)Pappu Fauj Main Biwi Mauj Main.
4)Salma Pe Charh Gaya Balma

Punjab Police

Punjab Police di pehchaan:

Tidd aggay nu,
Bund pichay nu
Akhaan Laal,
Moun te Maa di Gaal
Topi bharwatteyan te,
Te huth saara din Tatteyan te.. !!!

Nikal gaya kya ?

Ye Honey Moon kya hota hai ?

Dabao aur jaan lo ….

H = Haye , Mat karo …

O = Oh… Na dabao …

N = Nipple dukhta hai….

E = Eetna Lamba ?

Y = Ye kitna kaala hai?

M = Marr gayiiiii

O = Or Daalo

O = Or Tez …

N = Nikal gaya kya ?

baaz na aaya.

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, saath main teri shulwar laya.

Tub maray dil main khiyal aaya, k aaj bi mera yar bund merwanay sa baaz na aaya.