Fun Hi Fun: August 2020

Friday, August 21, 2020

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - 2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass surgeon was surprised and asked why? girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch " ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna kaat lungi sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye? Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo tujhe neeand a jaye gi? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather , Then why did u die before me? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par pakar nai sakte? student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen hain Sardar: CAR Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai Sardar: Motor Cycle Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal ka jawab do Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid Interviewer : CHOOT sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT ' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they can fuk,we can suck.