Thursday, September 3, 2020
Friday, August 21, 2020
Mast Adult Jokes
1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
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A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.
Monday, June 15, 2020
"AANKHON KI GUSTAKHIYAN" - Bollywood Dance | Iman Esmail & Meghna Chakra...
"In Ankhon Ki Masti" | Bollywood Dance Cover | Umrao Jaan | Iman Esmail & Anisha Babbar
"In Ankhon Ki Masti" | Bollywood Dance Cover | Umrao Jaan | Iman Esmail ...
"In Ankhon Ki Masti" | Bollywood Dance Cover | Umrao Jaan | Iman Esmail & Anisha Babbar
RAMTA JOGI | AR Rahman | Iman Esmail Choreography | Bollywood Dance
RAMTA JOGI | AR Rahman | Iman Esmail Choreography | Bollywood Dance
Sunday, June 14, 2020
URDU ADULT JOKES | urdu sexy jokes
1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.
din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.
Saturday, February 1, 2020
Urdu Adult Jokes
1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
dinbaad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.
Thursday, January 30, 2020
Friday, January 24, 2020
پٹھان بھائیوں کے لطائف
پٹھان بھائیوں کے لطائف
سعودی عرب کے ایک بازار میں خان صاحب نسوار کھانے لگے تو ایک سعودی نے انہیں سمجھایا
یا اخی ۔ ھذا النسوار لیس جید للصحت
(اے بھائی نسوار صحت کے لیے اچھی نہیں)
خان صاحب پر سعودی باشندے کی بات کا اتنا اثر ہوا کہ آنکھوں سے آنسو رواں ہوگئے۔ خان صاحب بےساختہ سعودی کے گلے لگ گئے اور اسکے ہاتھ چومنا شروع کردیا ۔ سعودی نے وجہ پوچھی تو خان صاحب بولے
"اوہ ماڑا ۔ ہم کو آج معلوم ہوا کہ نسوار کا ذکر قرآن شریف میں بھی ہے"
۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
پٹھان فوج میں بھرتی ہوگیا
پٹھان فوج میں بھرتی ہوگیا۔ پریڈ کے لیے بلایا گیا۔ سب سپاہی لائن میں کھڑے ہوگئے
آفیسر پٹھان کے قریبی سپاہی کے قریب آیا اور اسکے ہاتھ میں پکڑی رائفل کی طرف اشارہ کرکے پوچھا
آفیسر : رب نواز ۔ تمہارے ہاتھ میں کیا ہے؟
رب نواز: سر ! یہ رائفل ہے ۔
آفیسر: نہیں رب نواز۔ یہ تمہاری شان ہے، تمہاری آن ہے، بلکہ تمہاری ماں ہے
رب نواز: یس سر !
اب آفیسر پٹھان کی طرف متوجہ ہوا اور اسکی رائفل کی طرف اشارہ کرکے پوچھا
آفیسر : خان صاحب ۔ تمہارے ہاتھ میں کیا ہے ؟
پٹھان: سر ۔ یہ رب نواز کا ماں ہے اور ہمارا خالہ جان ہے۔
۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
پٹھان اور روزہ
پٹھان نے پہلی بار روزہ رکھا
دوپہر میں ھی نڈھال ہوگیا اور ایف ایم پر کال کردی
ہوسٹ: جی کیا سننا پسند فرمائیں گے۔
پٹھان: یار خوچہ۔ ام کو مغرب کا آذان سنوادو
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