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LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi di k meri salary barhai jaye
Question: Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai ???
Larki apni Marzi se de to Pyar
A sindhi has sex every alternate day..
A man jumps into his bed n starts making luv,
girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai par ap
Chairman wapda nay sex ka doran apni biwi sa pocha ,Bol na mari jaan tum ko kya gham hai ?Biwi boli, Sartaj load ziada our voltage kam hai
Bhegi larki ka gela badan dekh k larka bola: Ap ki head light on ho gai ha
Daughter`s letter after marriage
Ek larkay ka lun chota or ptla tha,islye wo apni lover ko andhre mai le gya or us k hat mai pakra diya to Lover boli: Darling u knw, I DONT SMOKE Jin: Kya Hukum hai merey Aqa?
Tendulkar was fucking a girl,”Aaj tumhari pitch par bohat ghas hai.”
Oscar Nominees for 4 Best BP Films.
Punjab Police di pehchaan:
Ye Honey Moon kya hota hai ?
Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, saath main teri shulwar laya.
LUN ne 3 wja likh k arzi
1-Aksar nite duty krta hon
2-aksar tang jaga duty lag jati hai
3-Duty wali jga py bot grmi hy
Intzamia ny arzi mustrad karty howy 3 wja btain
Condom Aur TUM Main kiya farq hai
Soch kar batao
Nai pata..?
Answer: Koi farq nahin, Dono Lun per charty hain..!!
Terms
Dost Dilain to Uphaar
Ghar wale dilain to Sanskaar
aur hum apne aap le lain to Balatkaar
Ghar wale dilain to Sanskaar
aur hum apne aap le lain to Balatkaar
sindhi sex
His friends ask why donot daily?
Sindhi replies..
Sindhi replies..
“Warri baba ek din to condom sukhaney me lag hi jata he na
Ghus Gia Aadha (By: Shan fsd)
woman in bed says – jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali radha hoon
man: ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus gaya AADHA1
Siti (by: shan fsd)
ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja
kar kharab kardi.
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap ne baja baja
kar kharab kardi.
Load
bhegi larki ka badan
Larki: bil mera bap bhare ga tmhe kia
Larka: par bijli ka khamba to mera hil raha ha.
Larka: par bijli ka khamba to mera hil raha ha.
Fucking daughter
“fine here mOM. HuSbanD FUCkinG me All TIMe -WhilE baTHInG COOkInG WAshInG IRonInG reAdiNG anD SorrY 4 ShakY HandwriTIng
Chota or patla lun
Dalla….
Boy: Mujhey Khobsurat larkian laker doo..
Jin: Bhanchod mei Jin hoon Dalla Nahin…
Boy: To Dalla kidhar hay…?
Jin: Wo is Waqt Sms perh raha hay….
Jin: Bhanchod mei Jin hoon Dalla Nahin…
Boy: To Dalla kidhar hay…?
Jin: Wo is Waqt Sms perh raha hay….
Tendulkar
Gal “kia bat kartay ho aj tumhara karnai ka dil nahieen hai warna to abhi thori deer pehlay hi Shahid Afridi century Score kar K giya hai.”
Oscar Nominess for 4 best BP films
1)Hasina Ki Gaand Main Pasina.
2)Condom Apna Or Choot Parai.
3)Pappu Fauj Main Biwi Mauj Main.
4)Salma Pe Charh Gaya Balma
2)Condom Apna Or Choot Parai.
3)Pappu Fauj Main Biwi Mauj Main.
4)Salma Pe Charh Gaya Balma
Punjab Police
Tidd aggay nu,
Bund pichay nu
Akhaan Laal,
Moun te Maa di Gaal
Topi bharwatteyan te,
Te huth saara din Tatteyan te.. !!!
Bund pichay nu
Akhaan Laal,
Moun te Maa di Gaal
Topi bharwatteyan te,
Te huth saara din Tatteyan te.. !!!
Nikal gaya kya ?
Dabao aur jaan lo ….
H = Haye , Mat karo …
O = Oh… Na dabao …
N = Nipple dukhta hai….
E = Eetna Lamba ?
Y = Ye kitna kaala hai?
M = Marr gayiiiii
O = Or Daalo
O = Or Tez …
N = Nikal gaya kya ?
baaz na aaya.
Tub maray dil main khiyal aaya, k aaj bi mera yar bund merwanay sa baaz na aaya.
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