Chup Chup K By: Naila Soomro Son: Abbu Ji, Me ne Suna ha k Maa Baap ko dekhne se Sawab Milta ha. Father: Jis tarah Tu chup chup ... AAP Bhi Khaiye Na By: Naila Soomro 1 Aadmi Dinner Ke waqt Apne Bete Se Gusse Me Bola: Gadhe, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga . . . Bivi Sharmat... Pajama By: Raheel Ahmed Husband: Aaj bahut dino baad Tumhari Friend Ghar per ayi Bohat acha laga..:) Wife: Jeans pehen lo, ... Pait Kharab By: Husnain Nawaz Waqt Ki Qadar Is Banday se Pucho Jo Bathroom k Bahar Khara Ho Aur Us Ka Pait Kharab Ho, Aur Bathro... Missed Call By: Naghma Khan 1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Ladki: Papa Mis... Plugged By: Naila Soomro Husband Asked His Wife While Doing Sex Husband: “Honey, Why Do I Get All My Great Ideas In Bed Onl... Prove That By: Naila Soomro Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC? . . Pappu: A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4... Too Fast By: Naghma Khan Sarsar: DO you speak English? Pathan: Yes Sardar: Name? Pathan: Abdul al-Rhasib Sardar: Sex? Patha... My Education Was Ruined By: Naghma Khan Internet ruined my Education When I went to school and I was taught that: . Pussy meant a cat, . Se... Open the zip By: Maha Abro Feeling Bored? Wanna Joy? Missing Badly your GF? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your h... Parosi K Pendrive Se By: Husnain Nawaz Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin Aata. Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.? ... Girl T-Shirt By: Raheel Ahmed Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me! My Face is... A Young Girl after her Honeymoon By: Raheel Ahmed A Young Girl after her Honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what ha... Toilet Saaf Ker K By: Haya Ali Husband: Jb main Tum pr ghussa krta hon tu Tum Apna ghussa kahan nikalti ho? Wife: TOILET saaf kr ... Larki Doctor Se By: Sumaira Malik Larki Doctor Se: Me Jab Cigarette Piti Hun to Ajeeb Be-chaini si hoti hai, , Me Jab Pehla Kash Leti ...

Mast Adult Jokes

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - 2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass surgeon was surprised and asked why? girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch " ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna kaat lungi sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye? Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo tujhe neeand a jaye gi? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather , Then why did u die before me? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par pakar nai sakte? student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen hain Sardar: CAR Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai Sardar: Motor Cycle Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal ka jawab do Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid Interviewer : CHOOT sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT ' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they can fuk,we can suck.