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Showing posts with label best jokes in urdu. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

urdu Ganday Latife

 

ایک لڑکا ، لڑکی کے ساتھ سیکس

 کرنے  گیا، اس نے لڑکی کے کپڑے

اتارے اور الٹا جھکا کر بولا:

"تمہاری پچھواڑے پر تو ایک بھی

 بال نہیں ہے، کیوں؟"

لڑکی: “بولی  سیکس کرنے  آیا 

ہے یا کنگھی کرنے؟"



Ek Ladka Ladki Chod-Ne Gaya,
Us Ne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Or Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola
Tumhari Ch*T Par To 1 Bhi Baal Nai Hai Kyun?
Ladki: Bhos-Di Ke Chod-Ne Aaya Hai Ya “KANGI” Karne

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Bunty :- Babli Honnymoon Manane Paris Gaye,
Babli :- Darling Hum Pehle Hotel Ke Room Me,
Jayenge Ya AFL Tower Dekhenge,
Bunty :- Pehle Room Me, Kyunki AFL Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega.

Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Ladkiya Sachin Tendulkar Ko Kyu Chahati H,
Kyunki Sachin Ke Pass Heavy Bat H,
Wo Gap Jaldi Dhund Leta H,
Puri Taqat Se Waar Karta H,
Aur Sabse Badhi Baat Ki Out Der Se Hota H.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Ladki : Maa Tumhe Yaad H Tumne Kaha Tha Mard Ke Dil Mein,
Jaane Ka Rasta Uske Pet Se Hokar Jata H.
Maa : Yes Dear
Ladki : Khusi Se, Par Maine Kal Raat Ek Naya Rasta Dhund Liya.


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Jab Tere Chiku The, Hum Tere Pichu The,
Jab Tere Aam Hue Sab Pareshan Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbhuje Hue Sab Bade Ajube Hue,
Jab Tere Jhul Gaye Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.


Heart Touching Story Must Read

Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Pucha:
Tumhar L*Nd Itna Bada Kaise ????????
Garib Ladka :- Kyunki Bachpan Se Mere Pass
Koi Aur Khilona Hi Nahi Tha

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Aaj Phir Uska Dil Dhuka Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne
Dekar Lalch Use Ice-Cream Ka
Andhere Mein …………….

Apna Chusa Diya Humne
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

75+ Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Aids Par Kaabu Paane Ka Assan Tarreka
Ek Ke Ander Ek C0nd0m Daalkar Uska Use Kare,
Dono Ke Beech Mein Lal Mirch Powder Daal Le,
Agar……
Upar Ka Fata To Ladki Ko Pata Chalega ,
Or
Ander Ka Fata To Ladke Ko Pata Chal Jayega.

Dirty Jokes in Hindi Language

Jab Wife Pregnant Ho To Uski Sari,
Saheliya Pet Par Hath Pher Ke Kehti H,

Congratulations…………

Par Koi Husband Ka L@Nd Pakad Kar Nahi Kehta Welldone
Happy Independence Day Images

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Waqt Nahi Ab Rone Ka,
Waqt Hai Baccha Hone Ka,
Tab Kyu Nahi Royi Thi,
Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thi,
Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo,
Tab Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Ramlal– Thakur Saab Gabbarsing Ne Bahurani Ki Izzat Lut Li Hai.

Thakur– To?

Ramlal– Bahurani Puch Rahi Hai Ki Gabbar,
Se Badala Lena Hai Ya PAYMENT…!

45+ Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule of the Day

Me Bol Raha Hu “Kon Baneghi Garbwati Se”,
Aapki Girl Frnd Humari Hot Sit Par Baithi H,
Humare Sath Khel Rahi H “Kaun Baneghi Garbwati”,

Agli Awaj Aapki Girlfrnd Ki……….

Aah. Hu. Aaah Aaahh.Ah. Ah. Na .Na.. Na

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Arj Kiya H, Dosto,

Mat Ched Inn Hasinao Ko,
Ye Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,
Ye Khelti Hai Jis Khilone Se ,
Wo Khilona Hi Tere Pass Nahi.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi






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Sunday, June 14, 2020

URDU ADULT JOKES | urdu sexy jokes

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
surgeon was surprised and asked why?
girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
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Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
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A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
kaat lungi
sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
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Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai
Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
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Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
tujhe
neeand a jaye gi?
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A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis
We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
Then why did u die before me?
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Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
pakar nai sakte?
student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
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Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
hain
Sardar: CAR
Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
Sardar: Motor Cycle
Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
sawal
ka jawab do
Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
Interviewer : CHOOT
sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
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Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
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Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've
Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
bite.they
can fuk,we can suck.