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Ek Pagal Roz kehta:
Ghulel banaunga, Kabutar Marunga..
Ghulel banaunga, Kabutar Marunga..
6 Month k Ilaaj k Baad Doctor ne poocha:
Ab kya karoge?
Pagal: Shaadi.
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Suhaag Raat.
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Uski saari utarunga?
Doctor: Haww, phir?
Pagal: Blouse
Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
Pagal: Phir Bra utarunga
Doctor: Oh My God, phir??
Pagal: Phir kya! Bra ki Elastic se,
Ghulel banaunga,
Kabutar Marunga...;-p
Hahaha
Fair & lovely ke Add m face dikhaya
Ponds ke Add me Hath dikhaya
Pentene ke Add me Baal dikhaye
Phir Always ke Add me Cheating kyun?..:-(
Boy1: Meet my Wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were Caught Sleeping Together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2: During Lecture in Maths Class,
,
,
Think +ve Yaar...;-p
Ek Larki Apny Boyfriend ki
Ek Larki Bus me Apny Boyfriend ki goud me bethi thi.
Larki Conductor se:
Bus Dheery Chalao,
Bohat Jhatky Lag Rahy Hen.
Conductor:
Oo Madam,
Godi me se Uth k Dekho,
Bus to Kab se Khari Hui Hai...;-p
Husband Wife ki Bol Chaal Band Thi.
Koi Zaruri Baat Keni hoti to Bachay k zariye kerty thy.
Ek Din Husband ka Sex kerny ka Mood hogaya,
Usny Apny Bachay ko Kaha:
"Beta, Amni Mom se Kaho k
Letter Type kerna Hai Typewriter pe"
Wife ny Kaha:
"Keh do Laal Ribbon Lagi Hai, baad me kerna"
3 Din Baad Wife Bachay se:
"Beta Apny papa se Kaho Letter Type Ker Len"
Husband:
"Beta Jao Keh Do,
Letter Zaruri Tha
Haath se hi Likh Liya"...;-p:)
Police To Pappu: Jail me Q Aye??
Pappu: Media Wali Larki ki Waja se.
Police: Wo Kese?
Pappu: Uski T-Shirt pe Likha Tha "PRESS",
Me ny Daba Diya...;-p
Boy & Girl On Call..
Boy: Aye Meri Mohabbat!
Tu Agar Hansti Hai, To Thori Hansi Mujhy bhi Dedy.
Tu Agar Soti hai, To Thora Sapna Mujhy bhi Dedy.
Tu Agar Roti Hai, To Thora sa Rona Mujhy bhi Dedy..
Girl:
Me Abhi Toilet Me Hun,
To Me Tujhy Kiya Doon?...;-p
By: Sumaira Malik Send To Mobile
Subha Se Le Ker Shaam Tak
Girl: Janu Tum Mujhy Sybha Se Le ker Shaam Tak,
Aur Shaam se Le ker Subha Tak Piyar Kerna.
Boy: Phir Me Potty Kab Kerun Ga...;-p
By: Maha Abro Send To Mobile
Mardana Ilzam
80 Saal ka Buddha Rape Case me Jail gaya.
Dost: Tu ne is Umar me ye kiya kese?
Buddhha: Koi Rape nahi kiya.
.
Ye to Ilzam Hi itna Mardana tha k
Mana hi nahi ker paya...;-(
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