Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara
Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…?
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Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”
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Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”
Car k break fail
Sardar wife : o sardar ji car ki speed kyun barha di ?
Sardar : gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle accident ho jaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya
Sardar park mein baitha tha.
Friend : kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar : Badla le raha hun.
Friend : kaise?
Sardar : Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya.
Ab main waqt ko barbad kar raha hun.
Ab main waqt ko barbad kar raha hun.
Sardar SmS
1st Sardar : aaj main ne paani ko ullu banaya
2nd Sardar : wo kaise ?
1st Sardar : aaj main ne nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur
thande se naha liya .
2nd Sardar : wo kaise ?
1st Sardar : aaj main ne nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur
thande se naha liya .
Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
Ticket Checker Ask To Sardar
Ticket Dikhao
Sardar:
Ye Lo Dekho
Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He
Sardar:
To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
Ticket Dikhao
Sardar:
Ye Lo Dekho
Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He
Sardar:
To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
College Ki Ladki Se Bola
Sardar :College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Sardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:
Sardar In Fire Brigade
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
Teacher To Sardar
Teacher to Sardar: Ur son is fail, see his report:
English-6
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8
Maths-7
Social Studies-4
Science-8
Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL vich te kamal e kr dita. Is subject di te tution v nai rakhwai c…
Jahaz Guzr Gya
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr So Gya
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhy Ho
Rail Ay Ge To Mr Jao Gy.
Sardar :
Mery Oper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya
To Kch Nai Howa
Rail Kya Cheez Hai
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhy Ho
Rail Ay Ge To Mr Jao Gy.
Sardar :
Mery Oper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya
To Kch Nai Howa
Rail Kya Cheez Hai
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm
Sardar Mehman Sy :
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?
Mehman :
Dono Ley Ayen,
Sarda r:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass
Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?
Mehman :
Dono Ley Ayen,
Sarda r:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass
Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..
Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Sir :
Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar :
Haan
Puchhta Hu
Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar :
Haan
Puchhta Hu
Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
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