Urdu Sms

Love is life

Love is life,
life is wife,
wife is knife,
knife cut the life

Neche se bahir nikalo

Dost: Biwi se jhagda hua tha na solve hua kya ???

Santa: Haan meri biwi Ghutno pe chal ke aayi thi mere pass

Dost: Ohh Kya bola???

Santa: Boli palang ke niche se bahar nikalo .

Ab nhi marungi

Sardar Ne Idhar Udhar Dekha

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha EID MUBARAK
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
KHAIR MUBARAK

Mun Mai Pani Ana

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana”
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

A Creative Man Is Motivated

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve,
not by the desire to beat others.

Khawab Ki Tabeer

Mere Wajood Ki JaGeer USS Ne Mangi hai,
Ajab Khawab Ki Tabeer Us Ne Mangi hai,
Uss Ki Qaid Me Rehti Hoon Main Pehle B,
Najane Phir Q Zanjeer Us Ne Mangi hai?
Gumaan Hota ha Wo Bhool Sakta hai mujhe,
Q K Aaj Meri Tasveer Us Ne Mangi hai,
Mere KHUDA Mujhe Us K Naseeb Mein Likh De,
K Mujh Se Meri TaQ’Deer Us Ne Mangi hai