Pashto Funny SMS - Jokes

Bega nast woma khafa da yaar kosa ki
Yar raowato da kora pa gussa ki
Che ye sa pa khwala ratla haga ye owe
Der ye oratalam khpala darwaza ki
Bia ye owe che ta rog ka lewany ye
Ma we rog insane na garze pa shpa ki
De we da kho nema shpa tora tiara da
Ma wey khwan kawi dedan da yar tyara ki
De we pagala zan ba pa cha mar ke
Ma we khwand kri zankadan da yar kosa ki

1 Saray da kor na ra owato, Khazi pe pa sandal guzar oko
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Bahar walar kasano oledo, nu o ye way:
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"Da bal sandal hum ra guzar ki che dwana ogandama"

1st Saray: Pa kor ki sirf zama Hukam chalegi, Che za owem che garmi oba rawre
nu bas hagu Garmi oba rawre
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2nd Saray: Garmi Oba wali??
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1st Saray: Pa garmi obo lokhi kha pakegi kana

Mashom plar ta: Daji mala motor wakhla che garzama pa ki
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Plar: Wale da khpay de da sa da para di?
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Mashom: 1 khapa da Break da para aw bala da Accelator da para

Sahil par larki owr larka baithy howe tay
Larki nai larkay se pocha: Tum kuch boltay kion nahi??
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Larka ne sharmay howe ungli se rait par lekha: Mari Naswar mi acholi di

Megay: Ta do so kalo ye?
Hathi: 3 kalo
Hathi: Aw ta da so kalo?
Megay: 10 kalo
Hathi: Da dono dero kalo ye aw dona waroky wajood?
Megay: Ror de rojo kharab karay de

1 salay pa sarak rawan wo
da yo gaday landay ye spay oledo
.
Spay da gaday na rakago aw waye way : Rawoza dalla "Ta dase MECHANIC ragaly ye"

1 kor kara gal rala, aw har sa ye ra gwand kra
pa akhira ki 1 janamaz wo haga ye hum ra wagesto
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Da kor bodia khaza owe: Da kho rata pregda, mong ba pe moz kawo
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Gal: waly za darta musalman na khkarama so?
 

1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
.
khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
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Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo :)

Mashom: Moro zama da paida kedo na makhke ta za ledaly woma?
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Mor: Na
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Mor: No zama da paida ke do na pa ta za sanga opejandama?

Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail
chi Prado khazo ta ma Gorey da de sara Nazar kamegi
1 Buda warta owail
Dala che pa mong de Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.

Mula: Nan saba pa CABLE dere kharaby channelay razi
.
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1 saray: Na zamong pa TV kho der safa razi, jee tasu khpal taar check kai

1 Podari pa janaza ki olar wo no Ustaz awaz oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awas oko
"Emandaro Painsy ochati kai"
Lag saat pas ye bia awaz oko
"Emandaro painsy ochati kai"
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Podari da shata na awaz oko: Ustaji ka sawab pa ki der wi che nu chi partoog warta Obaso

1 saray da jawand na der tang wo, no way che
"Da de jwand na kho marg kha de"
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Pa haga saat hum farishta rala aw wa ye way "za ta butlo la raluma"
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Saray: Os saray gup hum na she laga wale !

Alak: Daji ka za pas shum nu mala ba sa akhly
.
Plar: Ka ta pass she no za ba tala 1 cyle wakhlam. aw ka Fail shwe nu tala ba 20 cycle
wakhlam
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Alak: ka Fail shum nu 20 cycle wali?
Plar: Bia darla da cycle dukan achoma
 

1 kaliwal pa cenima ki film katalo
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Pa film ke 1 sher pa manda manda ra rawan wo
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Kaliwal owerodo aw sadar ye pa oga ko aw manda ye kra
khalko warta way, alaka ma takhta, da khu bas film de
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Kaliwal: Da kho mata hum pata da che da film de, kho haga kho zanawar de haga ta sa pata da

Mujrim: Koshish oka che umar qaid washi kho che da marg saza na bach sham
Wakil: Ta fikar ma kawa
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Da Case na pas
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Mujrim: sanga chal washo
Wakil: Yar der pa grana me umar qaid pe wako gany judge kho reha(azad) kare way

1 Saray PCO ta nanawato aw jaib na ye mobile rawesto aw chata ye call oko, bia PCO na ra
owato
Cha te tapos oko: Che sta sara mobile wo no PCO ta sala tlay?
Saray: Yar mata me malgaray way che PCO na call kay no paisy lage lagi

Alak-1: Yaar che da nawar da shpe wali na razi?
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Alak-2: Mara ka nawar da shpe ra ozi hum nu dona tyara wi sok ye sa wene

Maths Teacher: Mong 8 kailay pa 3 kasona barabar sanga taqseema wale sho?
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Student: Che da de na Juice jor ko nu

Mareez: Doctor sahb che pa tol wajood ke pa kam zay gota gdam nu dar kawi
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Doctor warla da tol wajood X-ray owesta, nu pata walageda che da 1 gotay adoki ye mat dy

Teacher: che kam saray his sa hum na awre, haga ta ba pa English ki sa wayo?
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Student: Haga ta sa hum wele sho, haga ye kam awre!!
 

1 saray beze (bakriyan) pati ta botley
nu bas saray te tapos oko: Da beze charta bozey?
Saray (pa gusa ki): Da school ta bozama
Haga bal saray: Mara gup ma lagawa nan khu Etwaar day !

Saray: Doctor Sahb pa Plastic Surgery ba so na kharch rachi?
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Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Saray: aw ka Plastic mong khpal rawro nu?

1 saray pa balti ki oba wray
Baran rakhky sho aw da baran saski pa balti ki oleda
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Saray: o yaar tolay oba rana lamday shwe

1 alak pa 1 college ki MBA dakhilay da para FORM daka walo
Pa gate ki chowkidar na ye tapos wako: Mama da sanga college
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Chowkidar: der behtareen college de, ma pakhpal da de college na MBA kare da

Father: Bacho Parcha de sanga wakra
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Son: Hago pa parcha dase sawalona kare wo che pa haga za na pohedama, ma warla dase jawabona
warkare de che pa hagay ba Inshallah hago na pohegi

Sawal: Haga kama Khabara da che student ba da nan na zar kala makhke hum kawala, os ye hum
kayi, aw da qayamata pore ba ye kayi
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Jawab: Bas yaar da saba na ba Study shuro koma

Father to Son: Da de khwata kor genie ta ogora pa class ki "First" ragale da,
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Son: Hage ta ba me katala zaka kho fail shoma !

Father: Zweyia hes khabara na da, bas sta pa qismat ke ba ye Fail kedal lekali wo
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Son: Aw kana da kha da che tol kaal me kar na de karay gany tol mehnat ba me pa obo waray wo

Father: Bachiya pa Maths ke wali Fail shwe?
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Mashom: Abbu Ustaz 1 wraz wayi che 6+4=10
bala wraz wayi che 8+2=10
bala wraz wayi che 5+5=10
Haga pe pakhpala na pohegi no ma ba sa Pass ki !!

Funny Poetry
Zama da meney transformer ba akhir oswazegi
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janana ta che da raqeeb kor ta kunday achawe

Father to Son: Bachiya mala 1 glass oba rawra
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Son: na Daji za nasham
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2nd son: Daji da der be-adaba de warsha pakhla rawala

Saleem: Yaar zamong ustaz wayi che sok da meekhee (bhains) paye ske no da haga dimag der
taizigi
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Shahid: Gup lagayi mara, ka dase way no os ba zamong katay Doctor wo

1 Tota 3 zubanien bol sakta tha, English, Urdu, Pastho
1 Admi ne chek karne ke lie ek sawal teeno zubano mao pocha
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Admi: who are you?
Tota: I am Parrot
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Admi: Tum kon ho?
Tota: Mai tota hon
.
Admi: ta sok ye?
Tota: Za sta da khazi mairha yama. shal zala kho mi darta owe che toti yama

Doctor to Charsi: Ciggrette Noshi Insan ko ahista ahista mar daiti hai
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Charsi: No teek da ka naika zamonga kama tadi da