Memon Jokes in Urdu

 Memon Jokes in Urdu

A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!



1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)



A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .



Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.



Teen Dost Tha
Phela Pathan
Dusra Panjabi Or
Tesra Memon
Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha
Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha
Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho
Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:
Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira Banataa Ha Or Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha Woo Zakat Kartta Ha Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha
Phir Punjabi Na Bola:
Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Left Hand Par Jatta Ha Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara
Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha Too Memon Ne Kaha: Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara




Ak MEMON ko Jin charh gaya ,
3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola,
Aalim sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhoka hi mar jaon ga



Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm



Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.



EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA



WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN



MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON


Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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Mast Adult Jokes

1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - 2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass surgeon was surprised and asked why? girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch " ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna kaat lungi sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye? Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo tujhe neeand a jaye gi? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather , Then why did u die before me? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par pakar nai sakte? student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen hain Sardar: CAR Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai Sardar: Motor Cycle Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere sawal ka jawab do Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid Interviewer : CHOOT sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT ' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They'vest,We've Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big balls.they'veole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can bite.they can fuk,we can suck.

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