Urdu Shiri

URDU SMS. These Are Very Funny

Mausam Hai Barish Ka, Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai,
Barish kay her ik Qatray se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Badal jab garajta hai,
Dil ki dharkan barh jati hai,
Aur Dil ki her ik dharkan se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Jab taiz hawaen chalti hain,
To yaad tumhari aati hai,
Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai.

Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara

Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…?
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Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”

Undertaker aa gaya….

Aik pathan church gaya
to achanak waha ghanta
baja ‘Tnnnnnnn’
or ittifaq se light bhi chali gaye
Pathan dar kar bola
Khana Kharab Bhago!
Undertaker aa gaya….

Eid Mubarak

R U Waiting 4
My Msg?
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( ‘.’ )
=(,,)=(,,)=
Shoo Shweeeeet..
Dont Worry.

How Can I
Forget U?

HERE Comes
My Wish.

Eid Mubarak

‘’11’’ baatein ‘’11’’ baaton ko khatam kr deti hain

‘’11’’ baatein ‘’11’’ baaton ko khatam kr deti hain

1 . Shirk Emaan ko

2 . Tauba Gunah ko

3 . Dukh Zindagi ko

4 . Ghussa aqal ko

5 . Sadqa Musibat ko

6 . Chugli Dosti ko

7 . Namaaz Be-Hayai ko

8 . Neki Badi ko

9 . Jhoot Rizq ko

10 . Zulm Insaaf ko

Or

11 . Takabur aamaal ko

Achi BAAT Phelana Sadqa Jaria hai .

cigarete peene ka buhot dil chaha

Pathan ko raat me cigarete peene ka buhot dil chaha

Sab taraf machis dhoond li , par kahen nahi mili

Jab buhot tang aagaya to mom batti bujha k so gaya .

Train chal pari

Train chal pari ,

2 Pathan bari tezi se bhagty huye aa rhy thy ,

Ek ne himmat ki or tez dor kar Train ko pakarny me kamyab ho gya,

Logo ne treef ki : Wah G

Bari himmat hai Aap ki ,

Kaha jana hai Aap ko ?

Pathan ghabra kr bola : o khana kharab jis ko jana tha Wo to pechy reh gya

Hm to chorny aya tha.

Car k break fail

Sardar wife : o sardar ji car ki speed kyun barha di ?

Sardar : gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle accident ho jaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

EID_UL_FITER MUBARK

Socha kisi apne se bat karu
apne kisi khas ko yad karu

kiya jo faisla Eid mubark dene ka

dil ne kaha kyon na ap se shuruwat karu,

"EID_UL_FITER MUBARK"

Good Morning

Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR

Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar

Up above d world so high

SUN has risen in d sky

Uth k jaldi p le chaee

Then do SMS & say me Hi.

GOOD MORNING

NAMAZ Kia Hai?

                NAMAZ Kia hai?
   
       N= NEKIOON mein Izafa

       A= AKHARAT mein Nijat

       M= MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki SUNNAT

       A= ALLAH KI RAZAH

       Z= ZARIAA-E-QURBAT-E-ILLAHi

Aisi Shandar Eidi

|''''''''''''| | @>-:- | | | EiD CARD |_______| Perfume: * [...] Watch: ~~*>O<*~~ Kurta: _..._ /''''''\).(''''''\ / /| : |\ \ \ \| |/ / '''| |''' | | | | '''''''''''' Shalwar: | | | | | /\ | |__/ \__| Khoosay: /''\ /''\ ) ( ) ( (..) (..) I Hope K Aisi Shandar Eidi Mere Alawa Aur Koi Nahi Bhej Sakta. :-)

Mere Alawa Aur Koi Nahi Bhej Sakta. :-)

Is sms ko pory 8 din k baad parhna

Is sms ko pory 8 din k baad parhna
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ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo

ary kaha na nahin parhna……………..

acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say

!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK*..** 

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,

Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,

Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,

Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain...

Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

...EiD K DiN...

...EiD K DiN...
Soraj Ki Pehli Kiran Khushi Dy AapKo..
Doosri Kiran Hassi Dy..
Teesri Tandurasti..

Chothi KamyaBi..


Bus Ab ZiaDa Nahi.. PHir GarMi Lagay Gi Na AapKo...

EiD MuBaRak

Qurani $urton ki kha$o$iyat

Qurani $urton ki kha$o$iyat

$ur-e-Fatiha Allah k azab $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Ya$een qayamat k din pya$ $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Waqia fikar-o-fakay $y bachatihy

$ur-e-Mulk azab-e-qabar $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Ko$ar du$hmanon ki du$hmani $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Kafron mout k waqat kufar $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Ikhla$  munafqat $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Falaq haa$doon $y bachati hy

$ur-e-Naa$ wa$wa$oon $y bachati hy

Qimti gift he.Do$ron ko b gift karen.JazakAllah

NABI KAREM S.A.W. NE FARMAYA

NABI KAREM S.A.W. Ne Farmaya

1 . "Libas Ki Sadgi Eman Ki Alamato Mai Se 1 Alamat Hai

2. Dua K Siwa Koi Chiz Taqdir K Faisle Ko Rad Nhi Kar Sakti

3 . Neki K SAWA KOI chiz umar ko nhi barha sakti''

4 . Sadqay K Siwa Koi Chiz  Musebt Ko Nhi Tal Sakti

5 . Zakat K Siwa Koi Chiz dolat Or Mal Ko Pak Nhi bana Sakti

6 . Rone K Siwa Koi b Chiz Allah Ki Nrazgi Ko Nhi Mita Sakti.,

hamesha mujhy rok leti hai !

Wife husband se : Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon.

Husband : jaan choro

Wife : Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mujhy rok leti hai !

Hot Tea Aapke Bed Pe Hai

Hot Tea Aapke Bed Pe Hai
Sooraj Ki Kirnein Head Pe Hain
Newspaper Aapke Gate  Pe Hai
Ab To Uth Jaiye
Aap Kis Wait Mein Hain!!

Good Morning

“I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Boy : “I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Girl : Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy : Bus English da ek Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya

Sardar park mein baitha tha.

Friend : kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar : Badla le raha hun.

Friend : kaise?

Sardar : Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya.
Ab main waqt ko barbad kar raha hun.

Driver ko Naukri se

Wife :

Main Driver ko Naukri se nikaal rahi hun,
Kyon ke main aaj dusri baar marte marte bachi hun,

Husband : Begum ,

please usse ek aur moqa tu do .

Select 1 and I tell you what u think 4 me

Select  1 and  I tell you what u think 4 me... 

MANGO 
Apple 
STRAWBERRY 
GRAPES 
ORANGE 
LEMON

---Answers--- 
MANGO : BEST FRIENDS 
Apple : soft corner 
STRAWBERRY : U love me
GRAPES : U r close 2 me 
ORANGE : Enemy 
LEMON : I am cool

Feeling About Me

Choose letter 4rm this list n i will tell u what is ur feeling about me 
A 
D 
J 
M 
P 
T 
W 
Z 
Reply me hurry up! 

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A : Iam ur life 
D : Iam beautiful 
J : U hate me 
M : U Love Me 
P : U cant live without me 
T : Iam ur Sweet heart 
W : Iam just ur Time pass 
Z : Iam ur Enemy

Ab Aayega Maza

Ab Aayega Maza

I …………. You ,

Khali Jaga Main Aap Mere Liye Kya Likhna Chahte Ho ?

Select From These

12

38

70

19

55

68

92

51

99

07

Reply must !

Answer :

12 = I Hate U

38 = I Miss U

70 = I Like U

19 =  I Wait 4 U

55 = I Love U

68 = I am only 4 U

92 = I Kill U

51 = I Fight with U

99 = I Kiss U

07 = I prayer 4 U

Hi Good Mornig...!!!

Hi Good Mornig...!!!

Uth gaye ho na ?

Arz hai ,

Chai ke pyare se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai ,

Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai ....

Good Morning ...!!!

Swery-Swery ho khushyon ka mela

Na logo ki prwa na duniya ka jhamela

Pnchiyon ka sangeet ho or Mosam Albela

Mubark ho aapko aj ka Swera

   " GOOD MORNING "